I'm so hungry

Last week I was craving chocolate cake, but I was too lazy to bake my own, so I sauntered over to the Hostess display at my local Safeway. It took me a while, but I finally decided on a Suzy Q. I took it home, ate it, and haven't been able to stop thinking about getting another one since then. Trouble is, I haven't been able to find another Suzy Q! Twinkies, yes. Ding-dongs, yes. Ho-ho's, yes. But where are the Suzy Q's??? I'm going crazy here! I need my fix! Even finding a picture of a Suzy Q on the internet was difficult. One person who devoted their website to the luscious treats said that it took them 3 hours to even find a picture of it.

It doesn't help that lately I have been really, really, hungry. Every day at about 10 am I'm thinking, "I'm so hungry, I could eat everything!" Literally. Everything. Of course, I don't eat everything--just my yogurt or some other snack. I don't know why I'm so voraciously hungry. Just before the Suzy Q incident, I was at work and I was feeling so weak and drained that I thought I was coming down with the flu. But after work I decided to have McDonald's for dinner, and afterward, I felt good as new. Since then, I've been wanting to eat everything. And it's not as if I've gained 50 pounds or anything. I'm just hungry. I want my Suzy Q's.

Where are they?????