Wednesday, February 23, 2005

The fate of the dojo

My dear dojo is yet again on the chopping block. Money hungry Landlord Man is psycho and going through with a lawsuit against us to get us evicted. It actually took him several tries to finally figure out the correct procedure to bring about an eviction. It's all just awful. We go to court on Friday and I suppose we'll learn more about our fate then. The fact is, the tenant next door wants to take over our space so he can add shower and sauna facilities to his gym, which by the way, is always empty. I hope he goes down. If I had my mother's power of cursing people (which is real by the way, it actually works! People have literally died or succomed to other horrible things once my mom makes up her mind she hates someone) I would curse him. Or the landlord. I can't decide, and since I don't know if I have mom's powers, I shouldn't toy with my cursing capabilities. What if I'm more evil and powerful than mom? What if by simply invoking their name they suddenly trip over their cat or something? I should be very careful.

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