Moving--Last Time

Ok, this will be the last post about moving. I have nothing else going on in my life right now except moving. I am so tired of moving. Moving sucks. I swear that I am never moving again. No way. Or if I do, I will hire people to do it for me. I mean look, I got all the junk out of my old place, and now my new place looks just like my old place did right before I moved. Things are a mess. I can't find anything. I feel so unsettled. What I'd really like to do is sit down with my metronome and work on drills, but where is my metronome, and where would I sit??

Anyhow. Time for a public service announcement: Do you ever walk into the kitchen only to find your housemate doing this?:
That's DANGEROUS people. Is she diving into the oven? Is she worshipping it? Whatever she is doing, it is very clear that she is about to tip the oven over. We can prevent this. You need to do your P.A.R.T.!! That is, you need to do your part to Protect Against Range Tipping. Apparantly this is a serious problem. Apparantly oven divers/worshippers are getting injured by flying pots of boiled peas. And it must be happening internationally since the user guide has it written in 3 languages. Unfortunately, the word part doesn't quite translate with the same immediacy as it does in English. In any case, please please be safe in your kitchens. Protect Against Range Tipping!